#baby James

[ladylluan]

While Baby Jamie is being examined, he finds himself utterly captivated by Healer Draco. Showing he's truly his dad's son✨

[itsduckinghard]

James May, Volkswagen Lupo review, old Top Gear, 1999

[stereotypicalswiftie]

When James Potter was 4 years old, he swore that bird seeds grew birds, thus the name.

When Effie and Monty asked him to prove it to them, he planted a pile of bird seeds.

The next day there were loads of birds where he planted the seeds, proving he was right.

[foggycatgarden]

[inkameswetrust]

YOU GUYS JAMES USED TO BE SO CUTE LIKE CMON

WHAT HAPPENED WHERE DID WE GO WRONG BRING HIM BACK PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU I DONT LIKE WHO HE IS NOW

[findbeautyinyourbones]

May 10th was pretty cool 🥴

[klirk-hammurton]

I'm a few days late to posting this

December 28, 1982

Cliff Burton's first rehearsal as a member of Metallica was DECEMBER 28, 1982. The band moved to San Francisco as a condition of Cliff joining, but they were happy to do so as the city felt like a good fit.​

Photos: BRIAN LEW

[theladysea31]

Baby James: exists

Me, a Regulus kinnie who hates children because they scare her: I love you and I'd die for you

(I found the art on Pinterest, is by Sybilsketches)

[vaniladraws16]

A/N: I think it's time to put Sharon in this chapter because there is always one or more with her, prove me I'm wrong. Ok, Sharon was about to go and ask Steve on a date but she was assigned to babysit a Child?! WE ALL KNOW WHAT SHE BABYSITS!!!

'You can do this carter, you can do this.' Sharon thoughted about getting ready to ask Steve on a date, she had a Crush on him for as long as she could remember, and now she was ready.

She walks toward Captain America's office as she was nearly touched his door someone catches her attention. It was agent Hill.

"There you are Sharon, Nick wants to see you," Maria said, and Sharon groaned in response. "Can it wait, Maria, I finally dare to ask Steve out," Sharon said.

"I know but this is Nick's, you know how angry he is." Maria said Sharon groaned and finally gave up "Fine, aren't you supposed to be on a date?"

Maria laughed "Yeah I got a date with the falcon after my shift." she said, "Let me know how the date goes ok?" Sharon said as she left "all right." Maria said.

...

Fury's office:

"Whatever you do, show her who's boss." she heard 'Is he talking to someone?' as she continued walking towards his office.

She knocked on the door "You wanted to see me, sir?" Sharon asked Fury turned around "You're just in time agent, I assigned you that not many agents get."

Fury said, "ARE YOU GIVING ME AN AVENGERS MISSION!?" Sharon screamed out.

Then crying came out of the office, Nick turned around and showed a baby right behind him, wait what?

"Uh, Fury that's a baby."

"I know and you're job is to babysit him"

"WHAT!!!"

...

After Sharon left his office with the baby in her arms "SO uh James is it? what do what to do?"

Why on earth is she talking to a baby who can't even speak, and why is she doing the job? she was going to ask Steve for a date but NO she babysits a baby that doesn't know who his parents are.

"Ba."

Alright, thank goodness no one saw her talking to a baby who doesn't speak yet. A knock came on her door. "It's opened," Sharon said then reveal Maria hill.

"I thought you on you're date," Sharon said placing James down.

"Sam got a call, it was from Cap so we had cut our date short but he promised me he'll buy some ice cream," Maria said while she walked into see a cute baby.

"Why hello cutie," Maria said picking up James. "Are you being a good boy to aunt Sharon James?" She said It took Sharon some time to realize that Maria know's James.

"What you the baby?"

"Yeah and the parents as well, you know them."

"What?"

"Nevermind you're babysitting him?"

"Yeah but I don't know why I'm taking care of him but the parents?"

"They're busy."

As the two are talking, James is getting hungry and began to move around in Maria's arms.

"Oh someone is getting hungry, Sharon you got any baby food?"

"uh no, I don't."

Cue the crying James.

'This gonna take a while.'  Sharon thought.

...

After buying the food and other things the girls need for James and returning to her apartment and feeding him, washing him, and try to put him to sleep.

"Come on James go to sleep," Sharon said while Maria is making his milk with a crying baby. After cooling down the baby bottle and feeding James, calming down. 

"Ah finally he's quiet, but he's not sleeping." 

"He's probably hungry."

"man who knew parenting is hard."

Turning on the t.v and letting James watch it. Sharon and Maria sighed in relief. "Oh my god, that was a roller coaster of emotion."

"you said it."

The two women began to rest after what they had been thrown.

"Da" James said while reaching for an image of Captain America in the news but Sharon noticed it.

'RING RING'

"I'll get it."

As Sharon gets up and walks toward the door and it's the last person she wants to see.

Steve Rogers himself.

"STEVE uh hi what are you doing here?" she asked while trying to clean herself.

"Hey Fury told me to come here," he said still wearing his suit.

Before she could answer a loud sound came.

"DA," James shouted, the two turned away from each other and see James trying to reach Steve.

"James, how did you get here?" Steve said walking into her apartment.

Sharon was kinda shocked that Steve knows the baby.

"Hey buddy, you miss dada?" Steve said grabbing James off the floor and playing around for a bit.

Wait...

Did he just say...

DADA!?

"STEVE THAT'S YOU'RE SON!?"

Steve looked at her with a chuckle on his face.

"Uh yeah, he's my son," Steve said 'That explains the eyes.' Sharon thought.

"So who's the mother?" Sharon asked, Steve thought of answering it.

"You promise not to tell anyone?"

"I promise."

Steve sighed and began to tell.

"James is Natasha's son and me."

HUH!?

THE BLACK WIDOW'S SON!?

HOW'S THAT EVEN POSSIBLE!?

"I-I thought the black widow can't have kids?"

"So did she but thanks to Dr. Helen Cho she was able to heal all the wounds that she had in the red room," Steve said.

"Now we have this little miracle." he continued kissing the boy's chubby cheeks.

"Wait how long have you and the black widow together?"

"Oh uh since Ultron happened."

Oh.

"Thanks for babysitting James I think."

"What do mean, I think?"

"Before we went to the mission, Nat drop him off at daycare I wonder why he's with you guys," Steve said.

"Ma?" James said looking for his mama.

"Alright, bud we'll see mama soon, say bye-bye," Steve said.

Steve grabs James chubby hand and waves it to Sharon.

"Bye James."

"Bye, girls." Steve farewell and left.

...

Daycare:

"Hello, Nick are you here to pick up someone?"

"Yes, I'm here to pick up James."

"Course I'll show you."

As the worker show Fury where James is he spotted him.

"Hello young one I'm taking you back home."

Fury exited the daycare.

A/N: Not dead haha.

[harmonytheme]

Leah telling dillon that nothing is stopping him from being a dad IS INSANE!!!

That episode pissed me off man 💀💀💀

[lupinflowrs]

i also have some baby harry content ft. padfoot and moony 🫶 i love him he's so silly

[notanupstandingcitizen]

using "Walburga's A+ Parenting" as a warning for child abuse in a marauders fanfic will never not be funny to me

[robinhuntr]

Me seeing the new Superman content we’ve been getting and realizing that we’re finally healing from the “Evil Superman” era:

[enbysiriusblack]

baby marauders for the soul <3

[findbeautyinyourbones]

[whore-of-hogwarts06]

AU where Dad James Potter has a crush on baker Regulus Black:

James and five-year-old Harry: *enter bakery*

James, to Harry: Go on, buddy, tell the nice baker what you want.

Harry: *shyly walks up to Regulus*

Regulus: What can I get you, cupcake?

Harry: *giggles* I’m not a cupcake!

Regulus, with a wide grin: Oh! I’m so sorry, you’re so sweet, I mistook you for one!

Harry, pointing to James: My dad thinks you’re sweet, too!

*James and Regulus freeze and just stare at each other*

Harry, continuing his yapping: He talks about you all the time. He thinks you’re really pretty and that you have a nice a-

James: *grabs a random cupcake and slaps a 50 on the table before grabbing Harry and fleeing the bakery*